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The Creeping Terror: Daniel Bester Inc.

Who is Daniel Bester?

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Who is Daniel Bester?
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Daniel Bester Inc and the Secret Shadow Government
Murder! The Disaperance of a Daniel Bester Inc. Employee
Beyond the Law

Daniel Bester is the namesake of Daniel Bester Inc., the company that bears his name.
But who is this mysterious menace?
Read below and be prepared to be surprised...

Believe it or not, there are no official records of Daniel Bester in any jurisdiction in the United States. Not a one!
 
Official histories published by his own company (!) claim that he was born in 1946 to American World War Two army general Ned "Bullseye" Bester and the sixteen year old daughter of Nazi War Criminal Col. Jung Heimrich von Heimrich.
 
Colonel Von Heimrich commited suicide before he could be brought to trial at Nuremberg! That's right, he was a Nazi!
 
Daniel Bester's mother tried to cover up her Nazi past by changing her name to Amelia Howard. In 1946, just one year after World War II, Ned Bester and "Amelia Howard" were married, and Daniel's mother changed her name once more, this time to Amelia Howard Bester! ! !
 
Suposedly, Daniel Bester was a descendant of Revolutionary War hero Samuel Bester (for whom the city of Bestoria is named), and is also related to Martin Treecher Bester, who was in the cabinet of a former president during the greedy and corrupt Guilded Age! ! !
 
Where does this information come from, you ask? That's right, from the official information provided by Daniel Bester Inc.?
 
Remember though:
 
THERE ARE NO OFFICIAL GOVERNMENTAL RECORDS OF DANIEL BESTER. NO PHONE BILLS, NO DRIVER'S LICENSE, NOT EVEN A BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
 
THERE ARE NO KNOWN PHOTOGRAPHS OF DANIEL BESTER! NOT A SINGLE PHOTOGRAPH EXISTS!
 
WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO HIDE!
 
READ ON, THE RESULTS WILL ASTOUND AND ANGER YOU!